EBONY HOE TRANSFORMATION 89% COMPLETEĮbony drunk around the club. ![]() I’d be scared of that nigga cause he sounds like he has a garbage disposal in his throat and seems like the kinda guy that sucks women’s toes with no shame. How you try to finesse 60 grand from gangsters then have the nerve to come out in broad daylight and think they weren’t gonna find you in that bright ass tropical skittles suit?Īs this nigga gets kidnapped by Charlie Murphy and Terrance Howard I thought to myself “There’s no way in life I will ever be scared of a nigga that looks like Terrence Howard.” Charlie Murphy. Ebony successfully planted the hoe seeds. We see Ebony fast ass come out in her drawls on purpose and of course Lance looked. This nigga acted like a housewife instead. You supposed to drink beers and pass out til your woman come home to wake you up, you argue, fuck, and go to sleep. This weird nigga sat in the dark and waited for his woman to come home. We see the troubles of Diamond’s relationship with Lance. Lisa Raye was looking like a beautiful chicken tender with the good honey mustard. She couldn’t dance on beat to "Seems Like Your Ready” but that was the least of my concern. I have a better chance of fucking Sofia Vegara in the white house than Diamond keeping Ebony on the straight path in a strip club. So this deacon at the mount zion missionary baptist church looking ass nigga pays Dollar Bill a visit with a shotgun and warns him to start making payments to St.Louis.ĭiamond tries to keep a watchful eye over her impressionable 18 year old cousin and mold her into a professional in a strip club. We soon find out that Dollar Bill took out a $60,000 loan from a down south playa named “St.Louis" to start “The Players Club” and hasn’t paid a dime back. Why would she send a 18 year old wild child to live with a single parent who’s stripping and going to college full time? Makes no fucking sense and you knew she knew that Diamond was a stripper because black families nosey as fuck.Īfter Dollar Bill gives a heartfelt, passionate, inspirational speech about the skripping bidness that was better than any speech Abraham Lincoln bitch ass ever told in history, Ebony is ready, willing, and able to become a professional pussy popper. I’m going to assume Ebony was out of control in Florida possibly hoeing it up and her mother couldn’t take it anymore. Overall Diamond feels her life is on the right track.ĭiamond’s younger cousin Ebony from Florida comes to live with her. The “I didn’t do anything yesterday so I’m not taking a shower today” type of nigga. When have you met a Lance in life that wasn’t a fucking weirdo? Lance looked like a nigga that sniffs his female co worker chairs at work when they weren’t in the office. He look like a nigga that properly labels his porn.ĭiamond then gets a boyfriend named Lance. This nigga Myron looks like he’s the head of human resources at a accountant company and buys lunch for all his co workers all the time but they have no idea this nigga is a strip club creep and has murals of prostitutes and strippers in his closet next to his Brooks Brothers shirts. They persuade Diamond to strip at “The Players Club.” Dollar Bill the owner from Chicago takes a look at that ass and she starts that night.ĭiamond nervous as fuck and she gives her first lap dance to a nigga named Myron. ![]() Ronnie look like she smell like salmon and will set you up over a QP of some mid. Tricks looks like she give good top and makes fire grits. I dunno if she really worked at a Shoe Carnival but all I know is every heel in that muhfucka was ugly. She meets Ronnie and Tricks at her job at Shoe Carnival. We find out Diamond is pregnant which makes her father more of an asshole because he just kicked his pregnant daughter out of the house because she chose a different school than he wanted. They’ll just be happy you’re going to school and pray you go to Flo Valley cause they can afford it. Niggas gone act like the dad from “Everybody Love Chris” when it comes to paying for college. Black fathers not opting to pay more money for a more expensive school their child don’t want to go to. So Diamond wants to go to a black college (HBCU) or a “Nigga College” as her father calls it but her father wants her to go to a white school. I’ll just give you my thoughts as I’m watching this. The Players Club is about a young black woman Diana Armstrong (Diamond) 4 year experience as a stripper tweaking that ass at night and as a journalism major in college during the day. So on #TBT Theatre we have The Players Club. ![]() ![]() So if I’m going to contribute to throwback thursday I’ll do it my way. I don’t like uploading pictures from my childhood every week or uploading shit from last year like most of these weirdos out here. I don’t participate in the throwback thursday shit.
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